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UPDATES:
- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine for second time? - Do the same and they’ll open up to say “We won’t fall for that again!”. - When does the Cheesiness say “Hello”? - When they learn English. Food and restaurant jokes - Waiter! There’s a pocket in my soup! - Yeah, the cook couldn’t find his fly. - Waiter! There’s a fly in my tomato-soup! - Yeah, isn’t funny? He thinks it’s the Red Sea. - Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! - Dang! I mixed up the orders again! - Waiter, is this a soup for two? - Yes, it is. - But there’s just ONE fly in it. - Have you got wild-hog? - No but we could taunt a pig. - Do you serve lobster here? - We serve everybody! Misc. - Do you have invisible inc? - Yes, which color do you want? - Why does Mickey Mouse want to go into space? - To find Pluto. - I like to buy something for a young poet. - How about a paper-bin? Cannibal and Jungle jokes - What does vegetarian cannibals eat? - Bushmen! Cannibal-husband: Am I late for dinner? Cannibal-wife: Yes, everyone is eaten. A tourist got captured by cannibals and got into a boiling pot. After awhile a young woman comes with paper and pen and asked. - What’s your name? - Stanley Banks. How so, is the rescue-team on there way? - No, I just make up the menu of the day. Animal and Zoo jokes - What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? - Big holes all over Australia! History jokes Adam: Do you love me? Eve: Who else? - Have you seen any play by Shakespeare? - Yes, two. Romeo and Juliet. BIG NOTICE Jokes will update very much. |
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