UPDATES:

National jokes - How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? - Dive in, knock the door and wait them to open.
- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine for second time? - Do the same and they’ll open up to say “We won’t fall for that again!”.
- When does the Cheesiness say “Hello”? - When they learn English.

Food and restaurant jokes
- Waiter! There’s a pocket in my soup! - Yeah, the cook couldn’t find his fly.
- Waiter! There’s a fly in my tomato-soup! - Yeah, isn’t funny? He thinks it’s the Red Sea.
- Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! - Dang! I mixed up the orders again!
- Waiter, is this a soup for two? - Yes, it is. - But there’s just ONE fly in it.
- Have you got wild-hog? - No but we could taunt a pig.
- Do you serve lobster here? - We serve everybody!

Misc.
- Do you have invisible inc? - Yes, which color do you want?
- Why does Mickey Mouse want to go into space? - To find Pluto.
- I like to buy something for a young poet. - How about a paper-bin?

Cannibal and Jungle jokes
- What does vegetarian cannibals eat? - Bushmen!
Cannibal-husband: Am I late for dinner? Cannibal-wife: Yes, everyone is eaten.

A tourist got captured by cannibals and got into a boiling pot. After awhile a young woman comes with paper and pen and asked. - What’s your name? - Stanley Banks. How so, is the rescue-team on there way? - No, I just make up the menu of the day.

Animal and Zoo jokes - What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? - Big holes all over Australia!

History jokes
Adam: Do you love me? Eve: Who else?
- Have you seen any play by Shakespeare? - Yes, two. Romeo and Juliet.

BIG NOTICE Jokes will update very much.